Midnight Makeout

AIG executives were given millions of dollars through their “bailout” money.  First thing that comes to my mind is that “congress should go to town on AIG with no lube”. A few other friends of mine added “It is because of @$$holes like them that I am unemployed” and “It was a nice kick to the american people’s gonads” …..

what is on your mind when it comes to AIG situation? be honest no need to sugar coat it. They stole YOUR money that was meant to help the company stay around and they are going to be living in beautiful mansions somewhere in Europe and you’re still wondering how you can afford to go on a vacation this summer OR how you’re gonna find a job.

I want to hear your outrage America!!!!!!! AND if I couldn’t get your rage flowing maybe this video can…

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4661952n

I received a tip about a dating site that is completely out of the ordinary. Most of us have been set up on a blind date before. If you haven’t consider yourself lucky and I recommend staying far far away from the blind date scenario. A lot of people turn to the internet nowadays to find a date.  Although in my personal opinion (I have been on a dating site before and yes I even met the love of my life through a dating site), I am not  a fan of them. I know that guys are on there just to hook up with chicks they normally probably couldn’t get in real life because they are losers lol. No my love that I found online is not a loser so I don’t think this is the case for every person dating online but I do know that the chances of meeting a ton of losers who just want to get laid or for guys a girl who has already slept with half the guys on the dating site is wayyy higher than finding mr/mrs. right. But anyway, the people at http://www.crazyblinddate.com/date_wizard.php seem to think that setting perfect strangers up for a date is the best and greatest way to meet someone. Although, I feel this site is probably setting you up with someone who suffers from social anxiety (hence why they do not have a date they can get themselves) or are just too lazy to even try to find a date on their own. I mean for Christ sake, they do all the work for you. You don’t have to look at profiles, chat online and then chat on the phone etc… You just say “Hey I need a date tonight because I have nothing else better to do” and this site sets you up. You can even have a blind double date! Wow flashback to that Nick show “Double dare” .  You know the one hosted by Marc Summers. Do not attempt to act like you never watched this show lol. “I double dare you to go on the blind double date” haha.  Anyways, if you have been put through the agony of going on a blind date set up for you through family, friends, coworkers or that weird mom trying to get her son laid (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1162401/Will-sleep-Downs-syndrome-son-Mother-makes-appeal-lover-21-year-old-Otto.html) then you know all too well that the description the person gives you about them is never really what they are.  For your convenience I have compiled a list of descriptions that you might be given about the person before a blind date with their actual meanings lol. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

He/She has…….

fine character/great personality —> they are fat and/or ugly

He/She has…….

a great sense of humor —-> they are fat/ugly and will laugh at anything you say.

He/She loves……..

the outdoors ——-> they love to hunt, fish, chew tabacco and she shaves just like a guy.

He/She is………

ready to settle down ——> they are 30+ and are in desperate need to get married and have children.

He/She likes………

to have a good time——–> they get drunk A LOT.

He/She is………..

a mature man/woman ——> they are 35 but look 45.

He/She is………

casual——> they dress like a slob.

He/She………

travels a lot ——-> searched high and low for a spouse.

He/She…………

knows a lot of interesting people ——–> none of whom would marry them.

He/She………….

is a lot of fun ———> often makes an ass of themselves at parties.

He/She……………

loves children ———–> she is pregnant and needs a husband.  He has crazy baby mama’s spread around town.

The latest picture of Jessica Simpson shows that her thighs are… well… HUGE.

We all know that the camera adds ten pounds right? And that different camera angles are really unflattering even on the runway model types.

Maybe I am the only one that really feels for her.

Ever since I could remember I always had some kind of business plan. I was forever searching for the next big way to make a buck. There was a time my best friend and I went to a local tourist station and took all the free pamphlets. We dragged them in bags that were breaking a few miles to my grand mother’s house. We set them up in the front yard in neat piles with rocks on top of them to keep them from blowing away in the wind. Ya know, we didn’t need our “investment” getting away from us after all that hard work. We sat there for what I am sure were a few hours. One guy stopped to check out what we were selling. I believe we had some sort of clever chant that we would scream at cars passing by. Looking back, I think he might have just been a creeper, pedophile type of dude. He took his time looking at each pamphlet… lifted each rock. We were selling for like .50 cents each even though some of them had FREE clearly printed on their covers. He really took his time standing around with us and he didn’t ask any questions regarding the pamphlets. He just looked at us, the pamphlets and got back in his car and drove off.

Can you look back on your precious childhood memories and reminisce of times when you dreamed of making money? Did you actually act it out like we did? Or is this just some crazy scheme that we had that really put us out of the norm? haha.