Midnight Makeout

All is fair in love and war.

Writing by Jessica on Monday, 23 of March , 2009 at 12:25 pm

 

 

The LIAR and CHEATER of the century!!!

Ever know that smooth talking fairly attractive male or female that really just seemed sketchy from the very beginning??? Maybe it was the fact that they told you they had cheated on EVERY girlfriend they have ever had that made  you on edge or maybe it was the fact they just appeared to be bi-polar? Well ladies and gentlemen I have officially joined that club. Just when you think you know someone… let’s face it you really don’t. Thanks to my gut instinct and my great intuition I really saved myself from really making a HUGE mistake by sticking with this one. Ah I should of ran three years ago when he hid the fact that he had a daughter so he could get laid.  I really mean hid the fact like HID PICTURES OF HER to get laid. Amazing… ahhh shoulda, coulda, woulda. I guess we all have regrets. I can just add this ridiculous adventure to that very short list of regrets of mine. Everyone has a moment where they feel like they have been “played” and I really thought those moments ended when you were in High School. Apparently, it does not because there are VERY immature individuals with really BIG issues who bring this shittyness into adulthood with them. I by no means am perfect and I really have had my moments of name calling and crying but the level of deceit some individuals carry out is just really REALLY scary. And to think some of these individuals teach your kids, have kids or BOTH! I really hope they aren’t teaching “how to be a douchebag 101″ to the future of America because that in my opinion is the only course they could realllly teach well.

So I realized I am not the only one in the world that has had to play detective due to certain clues being projected by a certain “special” person/bf/gf/spouse ect….

So I thought I would share with you the specifics of the behavior that tipped me off. Go to work detectives. You deserve to be respected, appreciated and loved. Liars and cheaters know only how to respect, appreciate and love themselves. AND remember ladies…..

A woman’s gut instinct is rarely wrong, so listen to it! Women also seem to be born detectives.

SIGNS OF A LIAR AND A CHEAT:

The passenger seat in the car has been moved and is not in the usual position.

Unaccounted for hairs of a different color on clothing.

Condom count is off.

Leaves house or goes to other rooms to talk on the telephone.

Hangs up suddenly when you walk in the room.

Uses computer alone and secretly with a demand for privacy - If someone begins cheating, whether on-line or in real life, they’ll often go to great lengths to hide the truth from their partner.

Excessive internet usage especially late at night.

If interrupted when online, the cheater may react with anger or defensiveness.

Cheaters quickly close programs when you enter the room.

 

 

 Cheating man has more cash on hand without accountability.

Joins a health gym or weight reduction clinic.

 New hairstyle. OR facial hair
Wears hair spray, colognes & perfumes more often.

An unexplained indifference or aloofness in the relationship.

Spontaneous plans or events that do not include you.

Your partner becomes defensive during normal conversations.

Cheater’s relationship with you will almost always change. They become more distant, fault-finding or blame you for their behavior.

OR….

CATCH THEM IN A LIE ABOUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING ON VACATION WITH THEIR SINGLE GUY FRIENDS. THEY SAY NEW ORLEANS BUT REALLY THEY ARE GOING TO A TOPLESS SWINGERS RESORT IN CANCUN MEXICO. —-> yeah that one pretty much gives it away right there that they are cheating on you.

If you would like to see the full list from our friends over at ….

www.womansaver.com you can click this link here….

http://www.womansavers.com/catch-a-cheater.asp

*Remember…

Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

by Patrick Byrne (owner of overstock.com)

“I think…therefore, I’m single. ” -Lizz Winstead, Co-creator Daily Show, The Man Show

“Is there a cure for a broken heart?  Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. “- Miss Piggy

“Sex without love is like food without taste. “- Maurice Fitznuggly

Category: Because we care, Bring back that loving feeling, Yeah we said it what are you gonna do about it?, you can't be serious

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