Midnight Makeout

Alternative lifestyles pt1

Writing by K. Mcghee on Tuesday, 24 of March , 2009 at 2:03 pm

The bi side of things (woman’s version)

We have all heard that when you ask a man what his wildest fantasy is, the answer you always get…two (at least) women at the same time. It seems that more and more women are willing to experiment this way, not to just please and fulfill their mans fantasy but because they themselves find it “interesting”. Alot of women are curious about it, they don’t want to be gay because they like men but seriously women are hotter. Years ago if you suggested such a thing to a friend you may have gotten a not so nice answer. It seems that modern films and shows depicting women who are bi or gay and have a “normal” life besides what they may or may not be doing in the privacy of there bedroom. Gay or bi women are usually depicted two ways:

1) The infamous “bull dike”. You will know when you see one by the flannel shirt, ripped jeans and a job in a predominantly male career

or

2) The “lipstick lesbian” you will recognize her by her full lips covered in red lipstick and breasts that overflowith with a tanned goodness that lasts the rest of the way to her sweet round ass.

So now that we have the media induced falsities out of the way…I hate to break it to you guys…women bi-sexual or gay look just like everyone else. obviously there are exceptions to every rule but lets try to stick to reality. A woman’s beauty can be measured in a multitude of ways. Looks obviously, but lets go deeper, how about personality…I don’t want to date a bitch regardless of how hot she may be. humor…i love me a funny girl, you know the one that laughs at your 2ND grade fart joke. how about the “buddy” girl…she will not only sit through a football game but she actually understands what a point conversion is!!!…wait is she a bull dike…NO!!!!! people regardless of there sexual preference are just that..p-e-o-p-l-e!!

OK that all being said, we know that women almost always have an insecurity about themselves. Again the media and society as a whole should have its head on the chopping block for this. We boost up images of the perfect girl, the type that men want a threesome with. So women, having all this on there plate, now have to compete with what is again the “ultimate male fantasy”. Women tend to try to face this by doing one or more of the following

1) Being the drunk girl at the bar who will kiss her friend to lure men. She may have no intention of actually going through and making a mans dream come true But hey everyone likes attention sometimes.

2) Trying the “whole bi thing” with a close friend who is in the same boat, behind closed doors, no one ever knowing.

3) There are the few that just jump in the deep end and is willing to be openly bi or bi-curious. Somethings you just want to try one time twice if it was good.

4) Some lose their bi-virginity just like they always dreamed…drunk, at a frat party…how romantic!

These are just a few of the scenarios that are out there.

Is everyone ready for a reality check? Here we go…

Ladies listen, everyone gets curious, we are born that way, we are human. If its something you have thought about because YOU want to experience it,,,go for it, as long as its a safe situation with the right women, it could open your eyes to a whole new outlook on life. Also don’t worry, its not just you, the woman down the street has thought about it, the check out girl, the doctor, the teacher all of them, some act on it others don’t. either way it is just a lesson learned. For others its a great experience. Remember when you are in control you don’t need to have any bad experiences, you may have a one time experience but that IS life’s lesson. Its how we learned if we liked tomatoes, we had to try one.

All this being said, alternative lifestyles are not for everyone, this note is not to try to get as many women to kiss as possible, its to try to answer some hard to ask questions. I hope this helped, if not stay tuned there is more to come!!!

Category: Bring back that loving feeling

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