Midnight Makeout

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Imagine you are sitting in a massage chair on the ground floor of a mall  talking to your girlfriend and out of nowhere a woman falls on top of you. I cannot imagine it. But this teen from Queens has some luck… because that is exactly what happened to him! What are the odds?! Thank goodness he is okay… I don’t know about mentally okay but physically he survived relatively unharmed.  In my head I imagine this teen saying “That’s the scary part. I didn’t know if I should smile, crack up, scream or run.” lol.

The Grand Rapids minor league team the West Michigan Whitecaps are selling a FOUR pound burger this season. There are dietiticans looking to put a warning label on the monster burger. The burger cost $20 and the team spokesman has said they have not made a decision about labeling the burger due to it’s very unhealthy portion and contents.  Apparently, eating this burger you have an increased risk of cancer and heart disease. Grrrreat just another thing to give us cancer. I think I can eat this in one sitting. Who wants a West Michigan Whitecaps four pound burger??

LOOKS YUMMMMMY!!!!!! AND TOTALLY A BARGAIN FOR 20 BUCKS!!

So apparently there is a plan to tax the bonuses given out to the AIG creeps.  Somehow after reading this article I feel like we don’t have the resources etc… to even get this tax thing right.  They got rich off of our money. That is the truth and we have to accept it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090319/ap_on_go_co/aig_outrage

Hey Jess,

I dont think Congress got to stick it to AIG with no lube. I think AIG stuck it to the American taxpayers with no lube and did I mention no consent?