Midnight Makeout

BUT WE ARE BACK!!!

Some Celeb dish….

Apparently, Joel Madden was told to cover up his tattoos on a British Airways flight. How did the world find out? Twitter DUH!

He Tweeted: “”yes i covered up to board the BA flight, I didn’t want to miss it. And honestly i was embarrrassed all the people were staring and laughing! its not in the rules that i can find.my tatts arent offensive. looking into it. i havent felt this small since the first time i asked nic out.”

In my opinion he has something to complain about. What if he had piercings would he have had to take them out?? A representative for the airline said, “we don’t understand why the employee took it upon himself to enforce regulations that don’t exist.”  WOW can you spell “Lawsuit”?

How do you tell two celebs are back together? FACEBOOK…duhh!

Lindsay & Sam both changed their Facebook relationship status. Sam has gone from ‘Single’ to ‘Married’, while Li-Lo’s now reads ‘It’s Complicated’.

The New York Times is running a slide show & article about “Dog Meditation”. The class featured in the article/pictures is about a yoga class where the participants bring along their puppy dogs! “Doga” allows owner and dog to bond according to one participant who spoke with the NYTs. I don’t know about you but this is just one more reason why I realllly need a dog. Looking at those photos I cant resist wanting to go to “Doga”.

Who has a dog for me to rent/borrow/steal? I know Jessica has a doggy. Can I borrow him for an hour or so??? pleassssse with sugar and a cherry on top?!

I wonder if the cat people are all jealous. I searched I cannot find a cat yoga class anywhere.

or you can just find me that doggy above and I can take him/her!!

This is probably the sickest article I’ve read in a long time. It is about a mother who lives in Pennsylvania trying to get her daughter pregnant with her boyfriends child because she was not able to have kids anymore. So the mom spikes the poor kids soda with rum and crushes sleeping pills in her tea. What sick B*tch really wants a baby that bad to do something like this? Atleast the teen went to the police and now she is safe. But this story made the NEWS… how awful is that?! This teen now faces peers that know how messed up her mom was towards her. Needless to say … I want to believe this poor girl has a bright future. But we all know what is really gonna happen. What a shame.

Image via Bauer-Griffin.

I would comment that Sasha is just sooo fierce… But I can barely type this I am laughing so hard.

Happy Thursday!

Bill Orielly Sean Penn comment

If I were a betting gal… my money is on Bill. No way would I ever support Saddam Hussein. Sean Penn can go move to a country ruled under a dictatorship and live it, learn it & LOVE it.

GO BILL!!! and I love freedom of speech! Kudos to Bill for having the guts to say that he doesnt like Sean Penn.

But if these two were gonna fight my $$ cashhhh moneyyyyy $$ is on Bill. He has more anger in him. Sean Penn can go play hop scotch with Saddam.

Bill O’Reilly fights Sean Penn with his words

I just read an article –http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2337687.ece and I am in complete shock. She cannot be serious right? Alina Percea has put losing her virginity up for auction? She is 18 years old (thank goodness!).  So apparently she is allowed to do this??? I think I know where she got this so soo classy idea from too. She definately got the idea from Natalie Dylan who is also putting her virginity up for bid.  Read that article here http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/natalie-dylan-auctions-of_n_157329.html

Whatever happened to losing your virginity like any other high school kid?  In the woods, in your bedroom while your parents are asleep, the backseat of your first car ? ANYWHERE lol And it is usually with your boyfriend/girlfriend…closest friend of the opposite sex type of deal or same sex. Whatever floats your boat. But really maybe I am too old for this? Late 20’s am I too old to understand the online selling of your virginity?? I really should not be shocked. I think they sell used socks on e-bay  lol.

I find it completely over the top funny that Alina hopes to find her husband this way. How do you explain that to your future kids. “Yes mommy and daddy met when mommy was selling herself out online…daddy was the highest paying so he won mommy” HA HA HA

Like seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? Like who really would seriously pay over $3 million to sleep with a virgin? Is it that big of a deal? Apparently it must be.

President Obama became the first sitting president to conduct a late-night comedy show last night. I wasn’t shocked that he was doing the interview with Jay Leno because President Obama twitters and is realllly into facebook. So I figured interviewing on the Leno show was something this president would do. He is considered “hip” and is known for his sense of humor. If you haven’t heard that our president last night made a joke about his bowling skills being like the special olympics, you are really living under a rock. I don’t think his joke was wrong. We all have made jokes of this nature. Now granted we are not the President of the United States BUT if we are going to allow our President to do a late-night comedy show we have to accept that a joke or two might be SUPER funny (because it really was haha) OR slightly unacceptable for our President to say. We all know those boring interviews that make us fall asleep promptly at 11:45pm…and I am happy that President Obama cracked a few jokes and made it what it is suppose to be A LATE-NITE COMEDY SHOW.  It wasn’t meant to be a press conference. I mean HELLO he got to wear a shirt and YES JEANS!!! I don’t think it was as bad as everyone is making it out to be. It’s not like he threw out a “yo mama” joke to the American people. It’s not like he dropped the “f-bomb”. It’s not like he was making fun of Sarah Palins kid… oh wait a minute. HAHA! Yea…that is okay with me.

http://www.nj.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/base/entertainment-14/123752636844560.xml&storylist=entertainment

Is it me or is this news story a bit erotic?  This volcano erupted off the shores of Tonga in the South Pacific.  Steam, Smoke and ash shot thousands of feet into the sky. Sexy? I say it is very sexy. Kinda like the ocean had an orgasm. You know I am right. See more here http://www.nydailynews.com/news/galleries/pictures_of_volcanos/pictures_of_volcanos.html