Midnight Makeout

25th Hour Fuck you all speech

But, never forget the end FUCK you becuase you all allow this!

Its your fault, you are in the system so Fuck YOU!

FUCK you all, where is the change that you wall wanted?

Its Not going to happen because none of you want it to happen.  You say you do but do nothing.

Take the first Step and change your self.  But that will be too much effort  wouldnt it?

Fuck You all

FMU my Umbrella

I was thinking FML!! (fml MEANS FUCK MY LIFE) Just feel like ranting about stuff. This is A-E Next Batch will be posted soon.

FMA

Fuck My Age- Always Too young or too old for anything cool. Fuck you. Who says that you have to be 25 to get into that place? I thought it was always 18 to walk in 21 to crawl out. Nope hey you have to be 25 to get in why? Wtf? There are 16 year old bitchs walking in and I can’t get in? Nice FMA and Fuck this Club

Fuck My boy Alex- Used in the following format FMA for never picking up his cellie when ANYONE CALLS and never following through with plans cool cat love the fucker like a brother but he just disappears for months at a time.

Fuck My ANNA – Not SF Anna the OTHER Anna and we all know who I am referring too. Why? Cause yea I still think about her wtf? FMA right? I wouldn’t mind :X

Fuck My Attitude- God dam look at what I am writing you think I really have a good attitude?? Funny as shit but I will run you over. FMA!!

FMB

FUCK MY BOYS- For saying they will got out and party but never do Fuck you!

Fuck My Bitch- For being Such a bitch that its not even funny.

Fuck My Bend Over Buddy – FMBOB why did you have to Move? Fucking ah now I can’t “work out in the morning”also can be used when they just don’t want to screw and you do

Fuck MY Blog Buddy- FMBB For not posting more often ! wtf? Just post! FML!!

FMC

FUCK MY CAR- Ford does stand for Fixed Or Repaired Daily. To top it off I have 3 loss lug nuts and lost one WOW right? Who’s trying to kill me?? =D come on tell me?
Fuck

My Cat- I don’t have one but yea you can use it in this manor too…. I don’t know too many people with this fetish but hey whatever floats your boat just don’t tell me or send me pictures of it.

Fuck My Cunt- Shes really a Cunt like no joke CUNT is her name.

Fuck My Club Chick – Two types the one that gets you all nice and ready and just leaves you hanging to beat your meat like it owes you money FML. Then type Two the one that’s super hot fucks anything that moves and I do mean anything. Wants you But you didn’t bring a condom and she’s good to go in the bathroom FML.

FMD

Fuck My Dog- See fuck my cat you sick fuck!

Fuck My Door- No not the keyhole FMD for being closed when I was drunk and walked into it.

Fuck My Dad- For being suck a fuck up its not even funny

Fuck My Doll- I Don’t have a blow up doll but I am sure one of you does and likes to share see fuck my cat for more details.

Fuck My Dick – No seriously, if your hot female Doctor or a lawyer hit me up =D 26 and younger sorry ladies

FME

FUCK My EX- you can :)  enjoy.

Fuck my Exit plan- Laws suck and I need a nice island to run to when the three letter people come.

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Today, 2 more major national banks fail. Bring the number of banks to crash and burn up to 25 this year alone. That is more than the past 5 years put together. I don’t know about you but this worries me.  25 banks, would you have ever thought that so many would fail?  None of this would have happened is the democrats didn’t revoke the certain act. The all mighty and powerful Glass-steagall act. Glass-steagall act Prevented regular bank from being in investment industry. Funny isn’t it we all blame bush for this mess when it was Clinton. If banks did not leverage themselves so much then we may not have been in a recession or at least a lesser version of one.
Now onto the most important part! Is your money safe?? Depends if you have fewer than 250,001 dollars then Federal Deposit Insurance Corp (FDIC) protects that amount in case of a bank failure. Not bad.   Should you keep your money in a bank though? I don’t I opened a sharebuilder account and bought Citi Group at 2 dollar a share.  That stock is currently priced at 3.65, giving me a return of 82.5%. That return beats ANY return a bank can give you!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen I am going back to my roots in blogging FINANCE! Keep your eyes open for great deals on stocks! Right now the market is still underpriced!

hang·o·ver (hăng’ō‘vər) n. Unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol.

Waking up with a hangover is the worst feeling in the entire world. If you are lucky enough to have someone who cares about you to help you through your hangover… here is what they need to do… (and I do mean someone who cares for you because chances are they babysat you while you were crazy drunk, gave you water to stop your dry heaving and rubbed your back and head until you fell asleep…and then to wake up and make the following for you served to you in bed… I want to say…that’s probably love at it’s finest lol)

Jessica’s hangover recipe:

utensils needed:

glass baking pan

counter top electric grill (if you dont have one invest and get one!)- you can make everything from grilled cheeses, eggs, bacon, french toast … you name it on these things!!!

bacon (as many strips as you want to cook… I made about 7)

Bisquit dough (pilsbury cans work fine)- combine three bisquits to make one big bisquit…this will make 3 huge bisquits and one little one (for me lol)

Scrambled eggs- cooked in the bacon grease on the electric grill.

Cheese- placed onto of the eggs to melt. Do this right before the eggs are fully done so the cheese melts but the eggs do not over cook.

Cut each bisquit in half. Place eggs/cheese/bacon onto each bisquit.

Serve the sandwich to them in bed with a large glass of orange juice, bottle of water and two motrin. - refill water all day long.

Remember- do not drink coffee. Cafeine will just dehydrate you more.

Put on sports center or your woman’s favorite channel… and leave the room. Eventually they will either fall back asleep… or get up and take a shower.

Like I said… it is time consuming. Chances are the person taking care of the hungover person really cares for them because if they didn’t they would say “babe your SOL and I got shit to do… here’s some water that is the best I got” LOLL.

But the above… really works. When you drink your liver releases a chemical that makes you feel like crap because it is breaking down the alcohol you consumed. You feel these effects HARD in the morning. Consuming fat (bacon grease) will help the pain of your hangover to go away. Your liver will start breaking down the fat you consumed and then start releasing a chemical into your body that will help you feel so so soooo much better.

If you are a vegetarian like me… here is what you should do…

Consume ice cream (something high in fat) or whole milk.

Eat a bowl of cereal or have a few scrambled eggs with cheese. I prefer Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal because it is high in protein. And of course that smaller bisquit was for me… I ate that also.  hehe.

Also drink a glass of OJ and a bottle of water. Grab a few motrin and you too should be okay to either go back to sleep or take a shower.

Limitations are factors that we can all over come. The only reason that we do not is because someone or something tell us that we cannot do them.   Why? No one has done them or the odds are against you accomplishing them.  That is reality speaking to you.   Listening to “reality” will only hinder you in accomplishing your goal.  Look at me, I am a complete idiot.  Never let that stop me in anything that I have done in my life. If I don’t know something I will learn it even if someone said that it can’t be done.  I learned statics and fractal mathematics outside of school.  There was no one to help me but Google! If I accepted reality then I would not have accomplished half the things in my life.  Work, school and life you should always think and do. Never think that you cannot because once you think in this manor and second guess yourself. Then you will fail. A wise man once thought me the acronyms of “Pace” Positive attitude changes everything and “FIDO” Forget it Drive On. These sayings have saved my ass more times than I care to remember.  These saying helped me force my way through any limitations that have come in to my path.
Never forget that there are two types of people in this world those who think about something and those who do something.  That is what makes a great person and great thinker, doing something. If you just think about it then who will know that you thought about these things if you have not done them, NO ONE.
Don’t limit yourself because others limit themselves.

There is no way to go around the fact stupid people are taking over. There are so many that I am beginning to start to lose faith in humanities ability to survive. You think I am kidding? I ran into a cashier that could not count to ten and subtract 5 from that! How? It rattles my mind to think that people like this are being produced from the US education system. YES, this is a person that was born and raised in the states. This pattern is becoming more and more predominate, look at the people around you and compare that to people a few years ago. The intelligence level has drop a great deal. There are smart people but less and less of them. It’s like all the smart people just gave up and said “hey I don’t want do anything especially think” and poof they are gone. It would not be that bad if I had only one example but I have lots and lots more. My personal favorite is people who think they are smart because they have titles. But after interacting with them you notice more and more that wow they are stupid. I mean stupid to the point where you wonder if they blow their way up the ladder. To top it off that person has a very interesting trait of self reassurance of their purchases by spreading meaningless propaganda trying to convert other to the product. I remember these people from when I worked at Radioshack all you have to do is say that it’s new and make it sound impressive and it’s sold. These people are influenced too greatly by others and expect that they have the same effect on people when they speak. At its best this is stupidity because they are giving themselves credit when they do not even deserve it. I can go on endlessly with examples. Does anyoneanyone less think that this is true? That the education system is failing? That people are getting dumber and dumber?? IS EVOLUTION GOING IN REVERSE??????

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I’ve been a blackberry fan/user for about a year now. I could rattle off tons of stuff that my blackberry pearl can do and how awesome blackberry messenger is…until now.

My blackberry pearl started giving me trouble two months ago. It started when it would just randomly delete texts. Then it started deleting important emails out of nowhere. Now… it is deleting contacts from my address book and my recent call list. So now nothing is safe if it is on my phone because at any given moment it can just delete it. (Even when saved!!). I thought it was just the pearl until someone I know who has a curve started having the same issue!

So as of yesterday I have joined the At&t network and bought an Iphone 3G. I am burying my blackberry somewhere deep in my closet and hopefully one night it doesnt grow legs and try and strangle me & my new Iphone in my sleep (considering the damn thing has a mind of it’s own already).

I was really on the fence about the Iphone and was actually considering going to Verizon so I could get the Blackberry storm. But then I realized…”why should I spend my hard earned cash on another product made by the same company that makes the pearl that is seriously f’ing-ml right now”. But there were a few down sides to the Iphone… the fact that you can’t get insurance on it. And I am proned to dropping..throwing…abusing my phone.  I know of a bunch of people who have dropped it at work on the marble floors and it shattered right down the middle of the screen. It is touch screen and with nails I wasn’t sure texting and working the Iphone would really work too well. But after some investigation I realized it’s not that bad and according to another friend of mine “…it’s awesome you can even do it when you’re drunk it corrects any misspelled words.”

 I also know of someone who was not satisfied with the At&t customer service at all… so I was scared that switching I might go from a great company (but shitty phone) to a shitty company (but awesome phone). But it wasn’t that bad at all. I joined online.  Joining for me required no deposit to get it (apparently they run a credit check and some people need to put money down when buying an Iphone). I kept my number and my new phone should be here on Wednesday.  Everything went so smoothly. At&t customer service was very helpful and answered all my questions.

Now that I have officially joined the Iphone madness I am so mad that I didn’t get it awhile ago. (Before blackberry) because of the awesome applications you can get on it. There’s wayyy more applications for the Iphone than for the blackberry. Here is a list of the applications I cannot wait to try out (or just think are very amusing)…

The “shot gun” constitution

The bug zapper

goMovies

Flashlight LED

iPhlickr

The list goes on and on… I really hope the Iphone doesn’t disappoint me. I have high expectations. But just like my great friend Erin said about my ex boyfriend… “A male prostitute would be better than him”… Im thinking the same about my new Iphone… ANYTHING is better than this unreliable piece of shit.

Although, something tells me if the Blackberry was to fight the Iphone… it would pick up a folding chair ghetto style and CHEAT. My $ is on the Iphone though… something about having morals and fighting fair that makes me believe there is good in this world. GO IPHONE!!!

Change, everything changes always and forever. The old proverb you never step into the same stream twice, you never truly understand it until you become a more mature being. Only, then you realize that it is the meaning of life. Always try change to better yourself, to evolve as a person as a human. But too many of us realize this fact too late in life to do anything about it. Change is not always a good thing. But in life we cannot choice what changes will occur to us. Things just go on without us. Look back on your life anything that you thought was the same is no longer what it was before. Your friends, your work, your family all changed. Is it for the better, you will never know but that is just the way that life works. We should not focus too much on controlling all of these changes. Just try to make the best of what we can with them. Always try to change things that you can for the better, if all of us do this then we will live in a better world. Will anyone listen? I don’t know most people never listen to anything unless it affects them directly, too late as always. People in general are a day late and a buck short to change anything that matters.

Just something to think about.