Midnight Makeout

OK folks! I figured that since we will be diving deep into the world of sexuality with my next few posts, some people may not know or fully understand some common terms used when talking about alternative lifestyles. I have composed a list of a few that might help. This is by no means all of the terms…just the ones I can remember off-hand. Study up folks, you never know when life might test you!

AC/DC ::
Bi-Sexual Person(s)

Arts ::
Fetishes

B&D or BD ::
Bondage and Discipline

Back Door ::
Anal Sex

BBW ::
Big Beautiful Woman. Larger than average woman that is very beautiful regardless of size or weight.

BDSM ::
Bondage - Discipline - Sadomasochism

BI or Bisexual ::
Someone that enjoys sex with both men and women.

Bi-Curious ::
Someone that is curious, interested in or has had limited Bisexual experience.

Bondage ::
The practice of restraining a person(s) for sexual pleasure. ::

Couple ::
Two people, generally one male, one female.

Cunnilingus ::
Oral stimulation of the vagina/clitoris

Discipline ::
Spanking, bondage or similar practice intended to arouse sexual desire.

DP ::
Double Penetration, simultaneous Vaginal and Anal.

Exhibitionism ::
Showing off in public, involving nudity.

Fellatio ::
Oral stimulation of the penis

Fetish ::
Sexual stimulation via non sexual acts or objects.

Full Swap ::
A couple that enjoys sexual pleasure with others that includes anything up to AND including intercourse.

Gay ::
Homosexual, generally a male, but not always.

Heterosexual ::
One who enjoys and has sex with only the opposite sex.

Homosexual ::
One who enjoys and has sex with only the same sex.

Lesbian ::
Gay women.

LTR ::
Long Term Relationship

Moresome ::
More than four.

Off-Premise ::
A swing club or party where there are no designated locations for play. This may or may not exclude the activity from actually taking place.

S&M or SM ::
Sadism/Masochism

Safe ::
Someone that is not at risk for becoming or causing a pregnancy.

Sodomy ::
Usually Anal sex, possibly forced.

Soft Swing/Swingers ::
A couple that enjoys sexual pleasure with others that includes anything up to but not including intercourse.

STD ::
Sexually Transmitted Disease.

STR8 or STR or Straight ::
Straight, a Heterosexual person.

Swap or Swapping ::
Two couples exchanging partners

Voyeur or Voyeurism ::
One who enjoys watching.

I just read an article –http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2337687.ece and I am in complete shock. She cannot be serious right? Alina Percea has put losing her virginity up for auction? She is 18 years old (thank goodness!).  So apparently she is allowed to do this??? I think I know where she got this so soo classy idea from too. She definately got the idea from Natalie Dylan who is also putting her virginity up for bid.  Read that article here http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/natalie-dylan-auctions-of_n_157329.html

Whatever happened to losing your virginity like any other high school kid?  In the woods, in your bedroom while your parents are asleep, the backseat of your first car ? ANYWHERE lol And it is usually with your boyfriend/girlfriend…closest friend of the opposite sex type of deal or same sex. Whatever floats your boat. But really maybe I am too old for this? Late 20’s am I too old to understand the online selling of your virginity?? I really should not be shocked. I think they sell used socks on e-bay  lol.

I find it completely over the top funny that Alina hopes to find her husband this way. How do you explain that to your future kids. “Yes mommy and daddy met when mommy was selling herself out online…daddy was the highest paying so he won mommy” HA HA HA

Like seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? Like who really would seriously pay over $3 million to sleep with a virgin? Is it that big of a deal? Apparently it must be.

The LIAR and CHEATER of the century!!!

Ever know that smooth talking fairly attractive male or female that really just seemed sketchy from the very beginning??? Maybe it was the fact that they told you they had cheated on EVERY girlfriend they have ever had that made  you on edge or maybe it was the fact they just appeared to be bi-polar? Well ladies and gentlemen I have officially joined that club. Just when you think you know someone… let’s face it you really don’t. Thanks to my gut instinct and my great intuition I really saved myself from really making a HUGE mistake by sticking with this one. Ah I should of ran three years ago when he hid the fact that he had a daughter so he could get laid.  I really mean hid the fact like HID PICTURES OF HER to get laid. Amazing… ahhh shoulda, coulda, woulda. I guess we all have regrets. I can just add this ridiculous adventure to that very short list of regrets of mine. Everyone has a moment where they feel like they have been “played” and I really thought those moments ended when you were in High School. Apparently, it does not because there are VERY immature individuals with really BIG issues who bring this shittyness into adulthood with them. I by no means am perfect and I really have had my moments of name calling and crying but the level of deceit some individuals carry out is just really REALLY scary. And to think some of these individuals teach your kids, have kids or BOTH! I really hope they aren’t teaching “how to be a douchebag 101″ to the future of America because that in my opinion is the only course they could realllly teach well.

So I realized I am not the only one in the world that has had to play detective due to certain clues being projected by a certain “special” person/bf/gf/spouse ect….

So I thought I would share with you the specifics of the behavior that tipped me off. Go to work detectives. You deserve to be respected, appreciated and loved. Liars and cheaters know only how to respect, appreciate and love themselves. AND remember ladies…..

A woman’s gut instinct is rarely wrong, so listen to it! Women also seem to be born detectives.

SIGNS OF A LIAR AND A CHEAT:

The passenger seat in the car has been moved and is not in the usual position.

Unaccounted for hairs of a different color on clothing.

Condom count is off.

Leaves house or goes to other rooms to talk on the telephone.

Hangs up suddenly when you walk in the room.

Uses computer alone and secretly with a demand for privacy - If someone begins cheating, whether on-line or in real life, they’ll often go to great lengths to hide the truth from their partner.

Excessive internet usage especially late at night.

Joins a health gym or weight reduction clinic.

 New hairstyle. OR facial hair
Wears hair spray, colognes & perfumes more often.

An unexplained indifference or aloofness in the relationship.

Spontaneous plans or events that do not include you.

Your partner becomes defensive during normal conversations.

Cheater’s relationship with you will almost always change. They become more distant, fault-finding or blame you for their behavior.

OR….

CATCH THEM IN A LIE ABOUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING ON VACATION WITH THEIR SINGLE GUY FRIENDS. THEY SAY NEW ORLEANS BUT REALLY THEY ARE GOING TO A TOPLESS SWINGERS RESORT IN CANCUN MEXICO. —-> yeah that one pretty much gives it away right there that they are cheating on you.

If you would like to see the full list from our friends over at ….

www.womansaver.com you can click this link here….

http://www.womansavers.com/catch-a-cheater.asp

*Remember…

Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

by Patrick Byrne (owner of overstock.com)

“I think…therefore, I’m single. ” -Lizz Winstead, Co-creator Daily Show, The Man Show

“Is there a cure for a broken heart?  Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. “- Miss Piggy

“Sex without love is like food without taste. “- Maurice Fitznuggly

So apparently there is a plan to tax the bonuses given out to the AIG creeps.  Somehow after reading this article I feel like we don’t have the resources etc… to even get this tax thing right.  They got rich off of our money. That is the truth and we have to accept it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090319/ap_on_go_co/aig_outrage

Hey Jess,

I dont think Congress got to stick it to AIG with no lube. I think AIG stuck it to the American taxpayers with no lube and did I mention no consent?

AIG executives were given millions of dollars through their “bailout” money.  First thing that comes to my mind is that “congress should go to town on AIG with no lube”. A few other friends of mine added “It is because of @$$holes like them that I am unemployed” and “It was a nice kick to the american people’s gonads” …..

what is on your mind when it comes to AIG situation? be honest no need to sugar coat it. They stole YOUR money that was meant to help the company stay around and they are going to be living in beautiful mansions somewhere in Europe and you’re still wondering how you can afford to go on a vacation this summer OR how you’re gonna find a job.

I want to hear your outrage America!!!!!!! AND if I couldn’t get your rage flowing maybe this video can…

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4661952n