Midnight Makeout

25th Hour Fuck you all speech

But, never forget the end FUCK you becuase you all allow this!

Its your fault, you are in the system so Fuck YOU!

FUCK you all, where is the change that you wall wanted?

Its Not going to happen because none of you want it to happen.  You say you do but do nothing.

Take the first Step and change your self.  But that will be too much effort  wouldnt it?

Fuck You all

FMU my Umbrella

I was thinking FML!! (fml MEANS FUCK MY LIFE) Just feel like ranting about stuff. This is A-E Next Batch will be posted soon.

FMA

Fuck My Age- Always Too young or too old for anything cool. Fuck you. Who says that you have to be 25 to get into that place? I thought it was always 18 to walk in 21 to crawl out. Nope hey you have to be 25 to get in why? Wtf? There are 16 year old bitchs walking in and I can’t get in? Nice FMA and Fuck this Club

Fuck My boy Alex- Used in the following format FMA for never picking up his cellie when ANYONE CALLS and never following through with plans cool cat love the fucker like a brother but he just disappears for months at a time.

Fuck My ANNA – Not SF Anna the OTHER Anna and we all know who I am referring too. Why? Cause yea I still think about her wtf? FMA right? I wouldn’t mind :X

Fuck My Attitude- God dam look at what I am writing you think I really have a good attitude?? Funny as shit but I will run you over. FMA!!

FMB

FUCK MY BOYS- For saying they will got out and party but never do Fuck you!

Fuck My Bitch- For being Such a bitch that its not even funny.

Fuck My Bend Over Buddy – FMBOB why did you have to Move? Fucking ah now I can’t “work out in the morning”also can be used when they just don’t want to screw and you do

Fuck MY Blog Buddy- FMBB For not posting more often ! wtf? Just post! FML!!

FMC

FUCK MY CAR- Ford does stand for Fixed Or Repaired Daily. To top it off I have 3 loss lug nuts and lost one WOW right? Who’s trying to kill me?? =D come on tell me?
Fuck

My Cat- I don’t have one but yea you can use it in this manor too…. I don’t know too many people with this fetish but hey whatever floats your boat just don’t tell me or send me pictures of it.

Fuck My Cunt- Shes really a Cunt like no joke CUNT is her name.

Fuck My Club Chick – Two types the one that gets you all nice and ready and just leaves you hanging to beat your meat like it owes you money FML. Then type Two the one that’s super hot fucks anything that moves and I do mean anything. Wants you But you didn’t bring a condom and she’s good to go in the bathroom FML.

FMD

Fuck My Dog- See fuck my cat you sick fuck!

Fuck My Door- No not the keyhole FMD for being closed when I was drunk and walked into it.

Fuck My Dad- For being suck a fuck up its not even funny

Fuck My Doll- I Don’t have a blow up doll but I am sure one of you does and likes to share see fuck my cat for more details.

Fuck My Dick – No seriously, if your hot female Doctor or a lawyer hit me up =D 26 and younger sorry ladies

FME

FUCK My EX- you can :)  enjoy.

Fuck my Exit plan- Laws suck and I need a nice island to run to when the three letter people come.

overtime-nyc

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I’ve been a blackberry fan/user for about a year now. I could rattle off tons of stuff that my blackberry pearl can do and how awesome blackberry messenger is…until now.

My blackberry pearl started giving me trouble two months ago. It started when it would just randomly delete texts. Then it started deleting important emails out of nowhere. Now… it is deleting contacts from my address book and my recent call list. So now nothing is safe if it is on my phone because at any given moment it can just delete it. (Even when saved!!). I thought it was just the pearl until someone I know who has a curve started having the same issue!

So as of yesterday I have joined the At&t network and bought an Iphone 3G. I am burying my blackberry somewhere deep in my closet and hopefully one night it doesnt grow legs and try and strangle me & my new Iphone in my sleep (considering the damn thing has a mind of it’s own already).

I was really on the fence about the Iphone and was actually considering going to Verizon so I could get the Blackberry storm. But then I realized…”why should I spend my hard earned cash on another product made by the same company that makes the pearl that is seriously f’ing-ml right now”. But there were a few down sides to the Iphone… the fact that you can’t get insurance on it. And I am proned to dropping..throwing…abusing my phone.  I know of a bunch of people who have dropped it at work on the marble floors and it shattered right down the middle of the screen. It is touch screen and with nails I wasn’t sure texting and working the Iphone would really work too well. But after some investigation I realized it’s not that bad and according to another friend of mine “…it’s awesome you can even do it when you’re drunk it corrects any misspelled words.”

 I also know of someone who was not satisfied with the At&t customer service at all… so I was scared that switching I might go from a great company (but shitty phone) to a shitty company (but awesome phone). But it wasn’t that bad at all. I joined online.  Joining for me required no deposit to get it (apparently they run a credit check and some people need to put money down when buying an Iphone). I kept my number and my new phone should be here on Wednesday.  Everything went so smoothly. At&t customer service was very helpful and answered all my questions.

Now that I have officially joined the Iphone madness I am so mad that I didn’t get it awhile ago. (Before blackberry) because of the awesome applications you can get on it. There’s wayyy more applications for the Iphone than for the blackberry. Here is a list of the applications I cannot wait to try out (or just think are very amusing)…

The “shot gun” constitution

The bug zapper

goMovies

Flashlight LED

iPhlickr

The list goes on and on… I really hope the Iphone doesn’t disappoint me. I have high expectations. But just like my great friend Erin said about my ex boyfriend… “A male prostitute would be better than him”… Im thinking the same about my new Iphone… ANYTHING is better than this unreliable piece of shit.

Although, something tells me if the Blackberry was to fight the Iphone… it would pick up a folding chair ghetto style and CHEAT. My $ is on the Iphone though… something about having morals and fighting fair that makes me believe there is good in this world. GO IPHONE!!!

Change, everything changes always and forever. The old proverb you never step into the same stream twice, you never truly understand it until you become a more mature being. Only, then you realize that it is the meaning of life. Always try change to better yourself, to evolve as a person as a human. But too many of us realize this fact too late in life to do anything about it. Change is not always a good thing. But in life we cannot choice what changes will occur to us. Things just go on without us. Look back on your life anything that you thought was the same is no longer what it was before. Your friends, your work, your family all changed. Is it for the better, you will never know but that is just the way that life works. We should not focus too much on controlling all of these changes. Just try to make the best of what we can with them. Always try to change things that you can for the better, if all of us do this then we will live in a better world. Will anyone listen? I don’t know most people never listen to anything unless it affects them directly, too late as always. People in general are a day late and a buck short to change anything that matters.

Just something to think about.

There are always those songs that remind of our past. The good, the bad and make of think of things that could have been… The mistakes we have made, now you’re gone. There are always mistakes and regrets but we should never think about them for too long. I personal do miss her but I know that it is for the best. What happened in the past is in the past. There is no such thing as happy endings. Going back to your ex almost never works out. Especially when you know that it was an unhealthy relationship that was hell for both of you.

bashunter: now your gone
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But, certain feelings never go away no matter how much you try.

Just wish them all the best and move on.

It also helps when your friends will kill you if you see her again. Your friends will always be there to help you in those times that you are weak.

I’m taking a few minutes away from my vacation to write about an important issue… (yeah you got me to step away from my vacation…happy now?)

Some people deal with breakups better than others. Some people are just bi-polar and don’t handle life well in general.  FYI- if you call your ex’s parent and complain about them going on vacation, writing blogs about cheaters blah blahhhh blahhhhh WEEKSSS after the breakup… you really need to get a life immediately. And by immediately I mean you should have gotten a life YESTERDAY.

FYI- if talking to your shrink is clearly not helping you… you need to switch shrinks immediately. And by immediately I mean like YESTERDAY.

FYI- if your 33 and have more baggage than an airport. Do the world a favor and go kill yourself.

For those of you having a problem moving along in life due to a breakup, loss whatever the case may be… because we the writers at midnight makeout want you to MOVE ON and leave your ex’s alone… check out these sites. AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST LEARN IT, LIVE IT AND FUCKING LOVE IT.

Advice for those of you with new girlfriends who have crazy psycho ex boyfriends.

Letting go of the past and move ON.

Where the crazy bi-polar guys shop for their next victim to abuse.

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Bill Orielly Sean Penn comment

If I were a betting gal… my money is on Bill. No way would I ever support Saddam Hussein. Sean Penn can go move to a country ruled under a dictatorship and live it, learn it & LOVE it.

GO BILL!!! and I love freedom of speech! Kudos to Bill for having the guts to say that he doesnt like Sean Penn.

But if these two were gonna fight my $$ cashhhh moneyyyyy $$ is on Bill. He has more anger in him. Sean Penn can go play hop scotch with Saddam.

Bill O’Reilly fights Sean Penn with his words

You know who you are. This video is for you Actually, this is for you & all your speshulllll friendssss.

Speshul Ed