Hangover remedy made with love
Writing by Jessica on Sunday, 19 of April , 2009 at 11:44 am
hang·o·ver (hăng’ō‘vər) n. Unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol.
Waking up with a hangover is the worst feeling in the entire world. If you are lucky enough to have someone who cares about you to help you through your hangover… here is what they need to do… (and I do mean someone who cares for you because chances are they babysat you while you were crazy drunk, gave you water to stop your dry heaving and rubbed your back and head until you fell asleep…and then to wake up and make the following for you served to you in bed… I want to say…that’s probably love at it’s finest lol)
Jessica’s hangover recipe:
utensils needed:
glass baking pan
counter top electric grill (if you dont have one invest and get one!)- you can make everything from grilled cheeses, eggs, bacon, french toast … you name it on these things!!!
bacon (as many strips as you want to cook… I made about 7)
Bisquit dough (pilsbury cans work fine)- combine three bisquits to make one big bisquit…this will make 3 huge bisquits and one little one (for me lol)
Scrambled eggs- cooked in the bacon grease on the electric grill.
Cheese- placed onto of the eggs to melt. Do this right before the eggs are fully done so the cheese melts but the eggs do not over cook.
Cut each bisquit in half. Place eggs/cheese/bacon onto each bisquit.
Serve the sandwich to them in bed with a large glass of orange juice, bottle of water and two motrin. - refill water all day long.
Remember- do not drink coffee. Cafeine will just dehydrate you more.
Put on sports center or your woman’s favorite channel… and leave the room. Eventually they will either fall back asleep… or get up and take a shower.
Like I said… it is time consuming. Chances are the person taking care of the hungover person really cares for them because if they didn’t they would say “babe your SOL and I got shit to do… here’s some water that is the best I got” LOLL.
But the above… really works. When you drink your liver releases a chemical that makes you feel like crap because it is breaking down the alcohol you consumed. You feel these effects HARD in the morning. Consuming fat (bacon grease) will help the pain of your hangover to go away. Your liver will start breaking down the fat you consumed and then start releasing a chemical into your body that will help you feel so so soooo much better.
If you are a vegetarian like me… here is what you should do…
Consume ice cream (something high in fat) or whole milk.
Eat a bowl of cereal or have a few scrambled eggs with cheese. I prefer Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal because it is high in protein. And of course that smaller bisquit was for me… I ate that also. hehe.
Also drink a glass of OJ and a bottle of water. Grab a few motrin and you too should be okay to either go back to sleep or take a shower.
Category: Because we care
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Comment by Aarin
Made Sunday, 19 of April , 2009 at 12:19 pm
next time im hungover im calling you!
Comment by Albert
Made Wednesday, 22 of April , 2009 at 8:50 am
I gotta remember this for Saturday morning! Thanks!
