Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Writing by Steve on Thursday, 19 of March , 2009 at 8:19 am
As a gay man in my twenties I am certainly all about fashion do’s and don’ts.
Please learn to love and embrace these wonderful rules. It will help us all to coexist without rage between us because of your hideous outfit. J
TOP FASHION DO’s and DON’TS
For Women
If you are out of high school (older than 18 yrs old) you should not be wearing tights with a design. Just don’t. Not only will you look like your dressing like a younger teenager but these leggings make your legs look heavier. Do you want to purposely make yourself look fat? I didn’t think so. See picture below
Do match your handbag and your shoes UNLESS you can perfectly match two primary colors. *see the colors rule below*. Yes, you can get away with not matching BUT you have to do it right. Do not match bright yellow heels with a brown bag please do not do that.
DO NOT wear tights/nylons with a closed toe with opened toed shoes!!!!
Do not wear pants that are too tight for you. You will just be creating the muffin top look and NOBODY thinks that is flattering.
Always wear a bra. No excuse. They make bras that cris-cross and swoop low. And if the shirt you’re wearing cannot accommodate a bra that you have or can buy…they have tape special for this problem. Invest in tape. Your boobs will thank you in the long run.
For Men
Do not wear cut off jean shorts. Just don’t.
Do not expose your underwear. Just don’t.
Do not wear a colored tuxedo. And please make sure it is not too tight.
Do not wear shiny suits. Just don’t.
Do not wear plaid pants. Please don’t.
Do not unbutton your shirt exposing your chest. That is just creepy.
For both
Do not mix navy and black. HUGE no-no. There are plenty of colors that go with them such as …. *cream *white *beige *brown
Do not wear acid washed jeans. Just Don’t.
Do not mix two seasons in one outfit. Such as: wear a miniskirt with a turtleneck sweater. OR for men: wear khaki shorts with a sweater.
*Do not mix lots of colors. You can mix TWO primary colors that go good together: purple/green, pink/yellow, red/blue….but do not mix more than two. You’re look will be the “I couldn’t decide which two colors to wear so I wore them all” And by primary I really do mean primary colors please do not start matching pastels. You will just look like an Easter basket exploded on you when you got dressed.
Please do not wear crocs unless you are in some sort of medical profession or you are under the age of 10.
Please do not wear a fanny pack and please do not make your children wear a fanny pack.
If you have black pants on … your socks should be black. If you have navy pants with brown shoes…your socks should be navy. Get it? Your socks should be the color of your pants! So no more white socks ok?!
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