Writing by K. Mcghee on Tuesday, 5 of May , 2009 at 8:28 am
Sexuality! Its not all the same
booty calls, one night stands and fuck buddies!
booty-call-Whos-your-mack-daddy
To some people these three types of sexual experiences are all the same. Those people are idiots! These are completely different in many aspects…lets take a look starting with some definitions
booty call: A person who is called to relive sexual desires. (may be an ex)
one night stand: A person who you may or may not have known that you slept with for one reason or another.
fuck buddy: A FRIEND that you can have sex with and have no adverse effects on your friendship.
See told you they were different!, but that’s not the most important part of these relationship, its how we handle everyday things with these people. Most people don’t know how to differentiate these relationships the next morning. Here are a few rules to follow…
Booty Calls: Booty calls can be difficult, you want the sex but not the friendship or relationship and if you want that sex to continue you have to walk a tight rope. You cant be rude and throw the person out but they should not spend the night. This relationship if done correctly should consist of two people who only really like each other for sex. This means that you may have dated this person in the past and just didn’t click on a real basis…have no fear because if you enjoyed the sex while dating it doesn’t have to stop just because the relationship ended. You do however need to play your cards right and keep emotions at bay. At no point in this booty call should words like love be uttered from anyone’s mouth. There is no need to call and check on the person the next day or if you see each other in public there is no need to greet each other in anyway other then you would to a random person you know from that bar.
One Nighters: One nighters can be a bit complicated. They usually involve people who don’t know each other very well and a lot of alcohol. We have all woken up after a long night of partying and found someone in bed with us. Despite what you may remember…yes you most likely had sex. This is where it gets awkward…you have a few choices, is this a person you wanted to get into bed? Why? Did u want a chance at a relationship? Do they know that? The best way to handle this situation is the same as you would if you didn’t sleep together. Just exchange numbers and be on your way. If you want a shot at that relationship or have an STD that your doctor told you that you should disclose to any sexual partners then you can call, but be warned…the outcome may not be what you want!
Fuck Buddies: (FB) There is a fine line between a fuck buddy and a booty call. The biggest difference is that you actually talk to and/or hang out with your fuck buddy. A FB is usually a person you have been friends with for some time. This is the person you bring to your cousins wedding because you aren’t dating anyone at the time, but don’t want to go alone. This is also the person that you can call up to go to the bar or watch a movie with because you both like it, not because you want a date. After any of these situations you and your FB may then have sex. The next day you can call, but not to see if they are OK with what happened, but to see if they are hitting the bar after work, or if they heard so and so did who or whatever. There doesn’t need to be a discussion about what happened the night before because it wasn’t the first time and probably wont be the last. All this being said you do have a few responsibilities.
1) Playing the wingman/wingwomen: If your at the bar with your friends and your FB wants to get with some guy or girl you need to help!
2) Playing the boy/girlfriend: If your FB is being haunted by some creepy drunk guy or some annoying drunken girl you need to step in and “pretend to be your FB’s boy or girl friend” only to get them away from that situation!
3) The “love” word: This should only be used is a friendship context. If you have been friends for years and you sign your Christmas card “love …” fine but only if you sign all your friends cards that way. Also there is no need to worry about relationship holidays like Valentines Day.
4)You also have to be the revenge tool: This means if your FB just broke off a relationship and is angry or upset you need to be there for the angry, drunken, sloppy sex that may end up with the person crying in the middle and you not…finishing! You don’t need there to be an emotional voice but as a tool to relieve aggression.
5) Spending the night: Unlike booty calls a FB is allowed to spend the night, but it is not nessesary. Usually they will wake up on a Saturday morning in your house grab some Motrin and a beer and be on there way or hang out and hit the diner with you to get a greasy egg sandwich.
6) Relationships: If your FB enters a real relationship, you are required to be a regular friend. If you get jealous or spiteful you are not a real FB but someone hoping for more. That being said watch out the shit will eventually hit the fan.
All in all you need to be aware of what type of relationship you are in and also consider what the other person may think. The worst way to find out what relationship you are in is when it’s too late to fix it.
Writing by Blunt truth on Monday, 20 of April , 2009 at 12:30 pm
Today, 2 more major national banks fail. Bring the number of banks to crash and burn up to 25 this year alone. That is more than the past 5 years put together. I don’t know about you but this worries me. 25 banks, would you have ever thought that so many would fail? None of this would have happened is the democrats didn’t revoke the certain act. The all mighty and powerful Glass-steagall act. Glass-steagall act Prevented regular bank from being in investment industry. Funny isn’t it we all blame bush for this mess when it was Clinton. If banks did not leverage themselves so much then we may not have been in a recession or at least a lesser version of one.
Now onto the most important part! Is your money safe?? Depends if you have fewer than 250,001 dollars then Federal Deposit Insurance Corp (FDIC) protects that amount in case of a bank failure. Not bad. Should you keep your money in a bank though? I don’t I opened a sharebuilder account and bought Citi Group at 2 dollar a share. That stock is currently priced at 3.65, giving me a return of 82.5%. That return beats ANY return a bank can give you!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen I am going back to my roots in blogging FINANCE! Keep your eyes open for great deals on stocks! Right now the market is still underpriced!
Writing by Jessica on Sunday, 19 of April , 2009 at 11:44 am
hang·o·ver (hăng’ō‘vər) n. Unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol.
Waking up with a hangover is the worst feeling in the entire world. If you are lucky enough to have someone who cares about you to help you through your hangover… here is what they need to do… (and I do mean someone who cares for you because chances are they babysat you while you were crazy drunk, gave you water to stop your dry heaving and rubbed your back and head until you fell asleep…and then to wake up and make the following for you served to you in bed… I want to say…that’s probably love at it’s finest lol)
Jessica’s hangover recipe:
utensils needed:
glass baking pan
counter top electric grill (if you dont have one invest and get one!)- you can make everything from grilled cheeses, eggs, bacon, french toast … you name it on these things!!!
bacon (as many strips as you want to cook… I made about 7)
Bisquit dough (pilsbury cans work fine)- combine three bisquits to make one big bisquit…this will make 3 huge bisquits and one little one (for me lol)
Scrambled eggs- cooked in the bacon grease on the electric grill.
Cheese- placed onto of the eggs to melt. Do this right before the eggs are fully done so the cheese melts but the eggs do not over cook.
Cut each bisquit in half. Place eggs/cheese/bacon onto each bisquit.
Serve the sandwich to them in bed with a large glass of orange juice, bottle of water and two motrin. - refill water all day long.
Remember- do not drink coffee. Cafeine will just dehydrate you more.
Put on sports center or your woman’s favorite channel… and leave the room. Eventually they will either fall back asleep… or get up and take a shower.
Like I said… it is time consuming. Chances are the person taking care of the hungover person really cares for them because if they didn’t they would say “babe your SOL and I got shit to do… here’s some water that is the best I got” LOLL.
But the above… really works. When you drink your liver releases a chemical that makes you feel like crap because it is breaking down the alcohol you consumed. You feel these effects HARD in the morning. Consuming fat (bacon grease) will help the pain of your hangover to go away. Your liver will start breaking down the fat you consumed and then start releasing a chemical into your body that will help you feel so so soooo much better.
If you are a vegetarian like me… here is what you should do…
Consume ice cream (something high in fat) or whole milk.
Eat a bowl of cereal or have a few scrambled eggs with cheese. I prefer Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal because it is high in protein. And of course that smaller bisquit was for me… I ate that also. hehe.
Also drink a glass of OJ and a bottle of water. Grab a few motrin and you too should be okay to either go back to sleep or take a shower.
Writing by Blunt truth on Saturday, 11 of April , 2009 at 4:46 pm
Change, everything changes always and forever. The old proverb you never step into the same stream twice, you never truly understand it until you become a more mature being. Only, then you realize that it is the meaning of life. Always try change to better yourself, to evolve as a person as a human. But too many of us realize this fact too late in life to do anything about it. Change is not always a good thing. But in life we cannot choice what changes will occur to us. Things just go on without us. Look back on your life anything that you thought was the same is no longer what it was before. Your friends, your work, your family all changed. Is it for the better, you will never know but that is just the way that life works. We should not focus too much on controlling all of these changes. Just try to make the best of what we can with them. Always try to change things that you can for the better, if all of us do this then we will live in a better world. Will anyone listen? I don’t know most people never listen to anything unless it affects them directly, too late as always. People in general are a day late and a buck short to change anything that matters.
Writing by Blunt truth on Saturday, 11 of April , 2009 at 3:50 pm
There are always those songs that remind of our past. The good, the bad and make of think of things that could have been… The mistakes we have made, now you’re gone. There are always mistakes and regrets but we should never think about them for too long. I personal do miss her but I know that it is for the best. What happened in the past is in the past. There is no such thing as happy endings. Going back to your ex almost never works out. Especially when you know that it was an unhealthy relationship that was hell for both of you.
Writing by Blunt truth on Thursday, 9 of April , 2009 at 7:36 am
On Tuesday GM began testing of the Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility (PUMA) on the streets of New York City. The concept of this vehicle is rather interesting crossing a Segway with a traditional enclosed vehicle cockpit. The Puma (Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility) has a top speed of 35 mph and a range of 35 mph. This vehicle was designed to reduce or even eliminate “traffic” and reduce emissions.
ONE problem it’s a waste of MONEY. Why? Very simple what would happen if the Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility (PUMA) zipped through the streets and ran into the big bad SUV, which that it’s trying to replace? I own an Expedition; the blind spots on that car can fit a BMW 3 series. The puma with its small will get ran over in a New York minute. The other issue with how safe is it overall; the puma cannot go against other vehicles and if it goes on the sidewalks then people will get injured. There is no place for the Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility in NYC. Why did they have to develop it? There is no need! How about spending all that money on GREEN TECH or even MARKETING, shocking isn’t it? Spending money on Marketing to SELL your Vehicles. But, hey as always it not there money it’s your money and they don’t really care because they already have it.
Lastly, that thing in the back wtf, a rabbit’s tail? Oh sorry a PUMA tail that’s why they called it that.
Writing by Blunt truth on Wednesday, 8 of April , 2009 at 2:19 pm
That is the defense of a former New York City police officer! The reason why he failed his drug test is because his girlfriend at the time who did do cocaine or “coke” had given him oral sex lots of it. I never knew you can get high especially with coke through oral….. But in theory if he sprinkled it on top then got oral then maybe. Does anyone else have an opinion on this?
I have 2 issues with this case one it was a hair sample drug test aka you are fucked exam and two it took him a year to say hey this test was wrong! If it was me and I was innocent then I would have said something that day. How can you wait a year and say yea well it was wrong and I should not have gotten fired. A year is enough time to clean up so you CAN pass the drug test. That why he waited this long
Have you failed a drug test because of oral sex?? I want to know…. Is it even possible?
Like acid I understand but cocaine come on!
Writing by Blunt truth on Wednesday, 8 of April , 2009 at 11:45 am
You have to give these guys some credit! This the 4th ship this week that they have captured. To top off this fact this is a fling a United States flag. With today’s ship that is 14 ships and 260 people that are being held hostage by these Pirates. How insane is this?? 260 people! You have to respect these guys they are good at what they do.
I think that most of us can also identify with them. We all wanted to be pirates living by our wits, free of laws and rebelling against authority. These guys are living that life but not by choice. Choices are few and far apart in Somalia. They took the cooler one (I think)
At some point though they will run into the wrong ship crew, a crew that is “locked and loaded” and the results will not be pretty.
Writing by Blunt truth on Monday, 6 of April , 2009 at 12:38 pm
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan maybe over but the entertainment they produce is none stop. Samantha has started a twitter that is full of very interesting pictures like the one above. Hollywood cake; That is a lot of powdered sugar aka cocaine no? Lindsay on the other is only supporting the images by calling Samantha Ronson as a DRUGGIE and a cheater. I have a sample of the twitter I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you
@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
being cheated on does wonders to you
@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;; stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
This is why I love celebrity’s they are so stupid. I say they broke up a while ago and this is just for the press.
Another point I would like to bring up is that Samatha if she is a druggie then she has been for the whole relationship. What changed? Nothing, so why the fuss now?
Where the classy come to read about POP culture, fashion, sex, politics and everything that is just damn exciting and interesting in this world. Let us keep you informed through our fascinating angles and opinions.
