Midnight Makeout

Sex Truths

Writing by K. Mcghee on Tuesday, 5 of May , 2009 at 8:28 am

Sexuality! Its not all the same

booty calls, one night stands and fuck buddies!

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To some people these three types of sexual experiences are all the same. Those people are idiots! These are completely different in many aspects…lets take a look starting with some definitions

booty call: A person who is called to relive sexual desires. (may be an ex)

one night stand: A person who you may or may not have known that you slept with for one reason or another.

fuck buddy: A FRIEND that you can have sex with and have no adverse effects on your friendship.

See told you they were different!, but that’s not the most important part of these relationship, its how we handle everyday things with these people. Most people don’t know how to differentiate these relationships the next morning. Here are a few rules to follow…

Booty Calls: Booty calls can be difficult, you want the sex but not the friendship or relationship and if you want that sex to continue you have to walk a tight rope. You cant be rude and throw the person out but they should not spend the night. This relationship if done correctly should consist of two people who only really like each other for sex. This means that you may have dated this person in the past and just didn’t click on a real basis…have no fear because if you enjoyed the sex while dating it doesn’t have to stop just because the relationship ended. You do however need to play your cards right and keep emotions at bay. At no point in this booty call should words like love be uttered from anyone’s mouth. There is no need to call and check on the person the next day or if you see each other in public there is no need to greet each other in anyway other then you would to a random person you know from that bar.

One Nighters: One nighters can be a bit complicated. They usually involve people who don’t know each other very well and a lot of alcohol. We have all woken up after a long night of partying and found someone in bed with us. Despite what you may remember…yes you most likely had sex. This is where it gets awkward…you have a few choices, is this a person you wanted to get into bed? Why? Did u want a chance at a relationship? Do they know that? The best way to handle this situation is the same as you would if you didn’t sleep together. Just exchange numbers and be on your way. If you want a shot at that relationship or have an STD that your doctor told you that you should disclose to any sexual partners then you can call, but be warned…the outcome may not be what you want!

Fuck Buddies: (FB) There is a fine line between a fuck buddy and a booty call. The biggest difference is that you actually talk to and/or hang out with your fuck buddy. A FB is usually a person you have been friends with for some time. This is the person you bring to your cousins wedding because you aren’t dating anyone at the time, but don’t want to go alone. This is also the person that you can call up to go to the bar or watch a movie with because you both like it, not because you want a date. After any of these situations you and your FB may then have sex. The next day you can call, but not to see if they are OK with what happened, but to see if they are hitting the bar after work, or if they heard so and so did who or whatever. There doesn’t need to be a discussion about what happened the night before because it wasn’t the first time and probably wont be the last. All this being said you do have a few responsibilities.

1) Playing the wingman/wingwomen: If your at the bar with your friends and your FB wants to get with some guy or girl you need to help!

2) Playing the boy/girlfriend: If your FB is being haunted by some creepy drunk guy or some annoying drunken girl you need to step in and “pretend to be your FB’s boy or girl friend” only to get them away from that situation!

3) The “love” word: This should only be used is a friendship context. If you have been friends for years and you sign your Christmas card “love …” fine but only if you sign all your friends cards that way. Also there is no need to worry about relationship holidays like Valentines Day.

4)You also have to be the revenge tool: This means if your FB just broke off a relationship and is angry or upset you need to be there for the angry, drunken, sloppy sex that may end up with the person crying in the middle and you not…finishing! You don’t need there to be an emotional voice but as a tool to relieve aggression.

5) Spending the night: Unlike booty calls a FB is allowed to spend the night, but it is not nessesary. Usually they will wake up on a Saturday morning in your house grab some Motrin and a beer and be on there way or hang out and hit the diner with you to get a greasy egg sandwich.

6) Relationships: If your FB enters a real relationship, you are required to be a regular friend. If you get jealous or spiteful you are not a real FB but someone hoping for more. That being said watch out the shit will eventually hit the fan.

All in all you need to be aware of what type of relationship you are in and also consider what the other person may think. The worst way to find out what relationship you are in is when it’s too late to fix it.