The Dictionary of Fuck My A to Z PART1
Writing by Blunt truth on Monday, 8 of June , 2009 at 11:56 am
FMU my Umbrella
FMU my Umbrella
I was thinking FML!! (fml MEANS FUCK MY LIFE) Just feel like ranting about stuff. This is A-E Next Batch will be posted soon.
FMA
Fuck My Age- Always Too young or too old for anything cool. Fuck you. Who says that you have to be 25 to get into that place? I thought it was always 18 to walk in 21 to crawl out. Nope hey you have to be 25 to get in why? Wtf? There are 16 year old bitchs walking in and I can’t get in? Nice FMA and Fuck this Club
Fuck My boy Alex- Used in the following format FMA for never picking up his cellie when ANYONE CALLS and never following through with plans cool cat love the fucker like a brother but he just disappears for months at a time.
Fuck My ANNA – Not SF Anna the OTHER Anna and we all know who I am referring too. Why? Cause yea I still think about her wtf? FMA right? I wouldn’t mind :X
Fuck My Attitude- God dam look at what I am writing you think I really have a good attitude?? Funny as shit but I will run you over. FMA!!
FMB
FUCK MY BOYS- For saying they will got out and party but never do Fuck you!
Fuck My Bitch- For being Such a bitch that its not even funny.
Fuck My Bend Over Buddy – FMBOB why did you have to Move? Fucking ah now I can’t “work out in the morning”also can be used when they just don’t want to screw and you do
Fuck MY Blog Buddy- FMBB For not posting more often ! wtf? Just post! FML!!
FMC
FUCK MY CAR- Ford does stand for Fixed Or Repaired Daily. To top it off I have 3 loss lug nuts and lost one WOW right? Who’s trying to kill me?? =D come on tell me?
Fuck
My Cat- I don’t have one but yea you can use it in this manor too…. I don’t know too many people with this fetish but hey whatever floats your boat just don’t tell me or send me pictures of it.
Fuck My Cunt- Shes really a Cunt like no joke CUNT is her name.
Fuck My Club Chick – Two types the one that gets you all nice and ready and just leaves you hanging to beat your meat like it owes you money FML. Then type Two the one that’s super hot fucks anything that moves and I do mean anything. Wants you But you didn’t bring a condom and she’s good to go in the bathroom FML.
FMD
Fuck My Dog- See fuck my cat you sick fuck!
Fuck My Door- No not the keyhole FMD for being closed when I was drunk and walked into it.
Fuck My Dad- For being suck a fuck up its not even funny
Fuck My Doll- I Don’t have a blow up doll but I am sure one of you does and likes to share see fuck my cat for more details.
Fuck My Dick – No seriously, if your hot female Doctor or a lawyer hit me up =D 26 and younger sorry ladies
FME
FUCK My EX- you can :) enjoy.
Fuck my Exit plan- Laws suck and I need a nice island to run to when the three letter people come.
Category: Because we care, Bring back that loving feeling, Our Lives are just like Yours but not!, Reality Bites, Super Crazy Fun Event, Yeah we said it what are you gonna do about it?
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