Midnight Makeout

Truth be told I miss you… Truth be told IM LYING!!!!!!!!

Writing by Jessica on Saturday, 4 of April , 2009 at 3:19 pm


I’m taking a few minutes away from my vacation to write about an important issue… (yeah you got me to step away from my vacation…happy now?)

Some people deal with breakups better than others. Some people are just bi-polar and don’t handle life well in general.  FYI- if you call your ex’s parent and complain about them going on vacation, writing blogs about cheaters blah blahhhh blahhhhh WEEKSSS after the breakup… you really need to get a life immediately. And by immediately I mean you should have gotten a life YESTERDAY.

FYI- if talking to your shrink is clearly not helping you… you need to switch shrinks immediately. And by immediately I mean like YESTERDAY.

FYI- if your 33 and have more baggage than an airport. Do the world a favor and go kill yourself.

For those of you having a problem moving along in life due to a breakup, loss whatever the case may be… because we the writers at midnight makeout want you to MOVE ON and leave your ex’s alone… check out these sites. AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST LEARN IT, LIVE IT AND FUCKING LOVE IT.

Advice for those of you with new girlfriends who have crazy psycho ex boyfriends.

Letting go of the past and move ON.

Where the crazy bi-polar guys shop for their next victim to abuse.

Category: Yeah we said it what are you gonna do about it?

3 Comments

Comment by ERIN

Made Saturday, 4 of April , 2009 at 4:00 pm

I think this ex needs a “time-out.” If they’re still calling you or saying nasty things or just trying to have something to do with your life in some kind of way [even though the relationship is clearly over,] my advice is to treat them like the child they’re acting and say,”your behavior is really inappropriate” and proceed to suggest anger management or meditation or something- because I don’t think this is a healthy way to live. It’s curious that this shrink hasn’t had that much of an impact on this person. Perhaps some soul-searching and a new outlook on life will bring this person peace - because harassment just isn’t the answer..it’ll only bring one two steps backwards, and we want to go forward, perhaps toward someone new willing to pick up the suitcases at baggage claim.

Comment by Seana

Made Saturday, 4 of April , 2009 at 4:24 pm

Even though the song annoys me, i’ve been singing the quote in your headline for a few weeks now because it’s perfect! When it’s over, it’s over and there’s no reason to dwell on it. It’s all about moving on to something better and leaving the bad stuff behind. Good riddance!

Comment by JoeyD

Made Saturday, 4 of April , 2009 at 5:53 pm

Some people can’t seem to open their eyes and know when enough is enough.

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